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Moaning about Louisa with Sally.

London Eggs drinks with Charlie. He’s a good boy. I liked it when he rested his head on my knee.

Coming home to a new vibrator and my Oovi. Can’t wait to try both of them out!

The heron at Camley Street.

Shopping in Waitrose.

Chatting to Louise and Alison more

The big courgette from the Spanish woman.

Doing crafts with kids and making butterflies on sticks.

Coming home rather than going on a date. Watching tiktoks in my pants and washing my dresses.

The moon is slow low and bright and beautiful.

Strawberries, raspberries and cream.

Spending time outside cutting back my tomato plants.

Showing Jen TikTok and reels.

The tupperware of warm little tomatoes, freshly picked.

Picking the carriage with a breeze.

Walking in my new dress, watching it billow out and feeling some kinda way.

Sleeping until 10.45am

Wearing my lovely new dress for the first time.

A really nice second date with Tess, wandering around the heath and chatting lots. And seeing a Jonny Depp lookalike.

Showing Ben and Han around where I live and work. I loved that they were so surprised by how quiet it is.

Discovering the back garden of Vagabond. So cute!

Working on the vulva booklet and it being easier than I had anticipated.

A really love health and nature walk. 16 people and they all sat and chatted for ages when we got back.

An evening with Jonny at the Southbank, eating food and sugary things and walking along looking at St Paul’s.

Arigato gozimasu.

A ridiculous but tasty dinner.

Louise was back for volunteer day. I really like her.

I got to pick blackberries from the secret place I’ve never been to before.

A business saying yes to a Labia Lessons.

Setting up my personal Etsy store.

Cooking a dinner with things I’ve grown. It felt really good.

Seeing a slow worm for the first time, as I walked to work.

Watching the fledglings flying with their parents.

Picking tomatoes, courgettes and blackberries from work to eat. #wholesome

Finished the wall hangings and bags.

Did some yoga.

Coconut oil, a mirror and two toys.

Miro giggling on the swing.

Salted caramel gelato.

Jana and Charlie. And them saying I would be invited to any type of civil partnership party. It felt really nice to be told I meant that much to them.

Lying in the sun for an hour reading.

Getting loads of vulva things done. Including actually emailing people!

Eating half a watermelon.

The dress. It took forever and I fucked it up so many times but I love it.

WATERMELON.

Jen and Fiona came round and it was nice and I cooked nice food and I was fairly relaxed.

The pound shop man sawing the bamboo up for me and giving it to me at a discount.

A nice first date with Tess. She was so chatty and lovely.

Trying a new stitch.

Went to the PR brunch and was recognised.

Lols and Korean food with Jonny in Soho.

Getting lots of content ideas.

Writing almost 5,000 words on the vulva.

Cheesy potato croquettes.

Waking up and getting up, ready to do all the things on my to do list (once the migraine passed).

Home!

Vegetables.

Cold mint tea.

Finishing my book with a lovely coffee

A very successful Labia Lessons in Cornwall.

Poke bowl.

John, the lovely dad who picked me up from the train station.

The little stream next to the uni.

Sitting on the quay and watching a seagull feed its young a crab.

Watching three white butterflies dance together at lunch.

Cooler weather.

A raspberry and pistachio bun at the food bank.

Free chai and chaat at the event today.

A big fart.

Elliott remembering me at the salon.

Gracie isn’t shit! So far.

First courgette!

First tiny red tomato.

First sunflower.

A great iced coffee.

Code Names in the park in the shade.

Fireworks from the music in the park.

Being out in the countryside going for a walk in the sun.

Wild swimming! I actually managed it and enjoyed it even though I couldn’t see through the water at all.

Delicious delicious Japanese food, including an ice cream sando.

Getting all the staples out the fences. Just felt really satisfying.

Fruit cake made by Sarah for In Bloom judging.

Getting periods into my work signs.

Gary and Alison for volunteer day. Plus getting to pull out grass.

Making a little pair of shorts for Noah.

Tasty aubergine. Finally cooked it.

Dinner with Jonny. Haven’t had Mexican in ages. And never had a frozen margarita before.

Tom and I remembering each other’s names and having a high five moment.

Getting the gossip from Adam. Whilst lying in the park in the shade.

Getting almost everything I needed in the hardware shop that I didn’t realise was there.

A shower after work.

My vulva in a national sex education campaign!