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POTATO! 😂

The light during our walk in the park after work.

The egg cup/bald head tictoc video.

Walking for almost two hours. Looking at dogs. And trees. And graffiti.

The sky on the way home.

A good yoga with Adriene. Felt like I was doing something.

Making dungarees for Lottie. And so much quicker than I thought too.

The Good Egg quiz.

Loads of people wanting me to make them dungarees. And come to the big Dunga Gang party afterwards!

Noticing a tree root, growing its way up between the pavement and the curb, well away from the tree. It’s funny what you notice when you look at your feet a lot.

Walking the entire parkland walk. Telling the family that the muddy patch is small and they should continue.

Cleaning everything. I love being tidy.

Pizza, beer and Love is Blind.

Video calling Jana and Charlie. But never really seeing their faces…

A run! I ran ran ran along the parkland walk in the sunshine.

Actually getting some work done today. Felt quite good to have stuff that needed to be done and actually got done.

Playing Pictionary with Alec in House Party. This is ham.

A walk along parkland walk. The solid dry mud under my feet.

A squirrel hopping along in the middle of the road.

Giving a neighbour a sewing machine needle, all thanks to our road WhatsApp group.

Lying in the sun in Sean’s garden, reading and listening to the bees buzz.

Ringing Jo on the way home to vent and giggle.

The wrinkly dog penis.

When Jonny came and sat with me in the afternoon and we had some giggles.

The smell of fresh grass during our fast walk around the park.

Sarah buying a massive tin of tomatoes 😂

The beautiful blossom and blue sky.

Sitting on the big stone in the sun, listening to the music from the drug dealers.

Getting hooked on Love is Blind. 🤦

Walking Kumi!

Lying in the sun in the park, socially distancing ourselves. Drinking tea from a Thermos and dunking chocolate hobnobs.

Accidentally House Partying with Alec. And then Jo.

Zoom with the Good Eggs.

Walking round Hampstead Heath in the sun, tutting at all the old people out and about still.

Giving him a blow job that he didn’t stop raving about.

Videos of Georgie trying to create lessons for her kids. But fucking it up.

Chatty Friday Andrew, just this time on Skype.

Watching Jonny play his Western game, putting on Southern accents.

We said I love you.

Baby Searle was born.

Just lots of Good Eggs lols. Including Doug’s nipples

Alfie! He was so soft and just let me cuddle him.

Being out and walking through three parks.

Watching RuPaul with Jonny.

Going for a run around the park. Double lap. And the sky was soft and pretty.

Walking through the park with Sean just after dusk. They’d just cut the grass and it felt like we were in another country, nearer summer

The Korean chive pancake from Dotori. So fucking delicious.

Iced tea. A really good iced tea.

WFH with Sean. Lunch out, cuddles and sharing problems.

Sorting out a CRT problem. And getting praise from Andrew for it.

Picking our favourite dogs in the park.

Cooking dinner together.

Booking a weekend away in Brighton in a beautiful looking flat.

The colour of the walls in the Beardsley exhibition at the Tate. That dark turquoise.

An accidental boyfriend/girlfriend chat. And a whole day together.

A weird but good play about canabalism in the Vaults at Waterloo. Lots of ketchup. I loved the atmosphere down there too.

Eating bread sticks in bed, without pants on, watching RuPaul’s Drag Race with Sean.

The toilet roll fort in Budgens.

Touching, looking, learning.

Making Hannah happy as the winner of the vibrators.

He wants me to be part of his meetings and branding sessions.

Watching the pottery final with Jonny.

The sky whilst idling

When he put his hands over my eyes and told me when to breath

Dishoom. Vegan chai. Amazing food. That dessert.

Jana and Charlie’s recycling.

Nalini’s leaving drinks. Chats about politics with Keith and Sarah.

Just generally feeling happier about stuff. Happier at work, happier because of Sean, happier because it was warmer today. I’m reading a better book, I’ve made lunch for myself. Just lots of nice good simple things.

Lovely messages from people who can see through her bullshit and think I’m doing a good thing.

Getting home early and being able to do those things I haven’t had time to do.

A night to myself. Home cooked food. Reading. Early night.

Spicy peanut noodles and bubble tea with Rosie, Jana and Ming. Such a lovely afternoon with them.

Dad telling me that I should sack off the flying ban for happiness and love.

My artwork arriving.

Rosie sticking up for me against my troll.

Also, another lovely message from someone who has found my page helpful.

Waking up with him.

Spending the day together. Holding hands, talking, kissing.

Casting my boob with Sarah. And getting to tell her all about Sean.

Kissing Sean in the basement of the Tate at the Tate late.

Our first sleepover.

Voice notes from Rosie about outrageous pottery decisions.

Someone added some more tampons to the box in the toilets. I’m so pleased that other people are on board with it!

Lounging on the sofa with Jen, talking about farting and sex and pubic hair.

A box of free sex toys!

Singing a feminist march song at choir.

Third date with Sean. More kissing. Lots more kissing.

The painting of a vulva done by a 13 year old, after she’d seen my Instagram.

This curly wurly tree.

The Sound Bath with Soph.

Gossiping with her about the two weirdos afterwards as we waited for a train.

Texting Sean for most of the day.

A good Period Party with drinks vouchers and a clicker and a 3D printed clitoris. One woman bought her pals along to celebrate her birthday.

The Gruffalo.