Archives for posts with tag: Alec

A delicious French bread breakfast full of fruit, thanks to Alec.

A lovely calming art gallery. With some amazing huge lead books.

The male choir singing in the sauna. Also the sauna. And jumping in the bucket of ice water. Twice.


A super productive morning. Thanks sunshine and period!

Anal sex and pegging chat with Jo over a hot chocolate.

A film and a beer with Alec. Love that guy.

Waiting for the bus in the brilliant sunshine. So lovely after weeks of grey.

Pressing the final curtain lining. Thank god! Now I can start sewing.

Voice messages from the Good Eggs. Especially Alec singing chinbone.

Another good upcycling workshop. Such fun easy money.

Alec coming along and making a flower. And then going to the pub together and having lots of chat. And celeb spotting.

Heaps and heaps of custard.

Coming home. To this incredible birthday present from my housemates!

A bath and a face mask.

Alec drinking beer with my cake mum.

It’s my 30th birthday!

A cake with me and mum in vulva tshirts on, a commissioned vulva painting, a silver ring making kit, a machine embroidery workshop, the flask from Waitrose, a donkey sanctuary, creepy caves, a cream tea, Alec coming down, kareoke, games, big sparklers, a midnight walk to the drawbridge, two generous donations to Bloody Good Period in honour of me,w a drunken chat with Stuart and just all the fun birthday love and joy that I wanted!

Lunch with Alec. He told me he asked me because I’m a good person to speak to if you’re feeling down. Which made me really happy. 

Discovering the cutesy sold in Brixton Village.

Our hilarious but unsuccessful fireworks night. Sneaking into a park, setting off three, they all skidded along the ground, almost hit a house and nearly exploded on Alec. So we ran away and went to a pub instead. We made do with giant sparklers instead. 

A walk through the little park, to get out the house.

Flirting with Brian.

The house party! Dancing with Alec. Howling into the wind. The fire. Laughing with Lauren.

Tony’s leaving party. Cheese, clotted cream and James’ brilliant quiz.

Flesh light chats with Alec and Jonny.

Someone is getting a tattoo of my vagina design. So weird but so cool. 

Having a dog snooze on my bed. I miss having a dog around.

A better day at work. Calmer, more productive, less ‘I can’t even’.

Watched the slow mo video of Alec opening the prosecco again. Still makes me laugh.

Turning in pottery. I BLOODY LOVE TURNING. I made some of my things *so* smooth.

Discovered I need glasses but, more importantly, discovered I look great in glasses!

The plum/Peach lolz. 

SnapChat on the coach with Peach. 

Shit tits.

Dinner and drinks in Bristol wit

Bibimbap. Again. What of it?

Huge dog on the tube

Dating tips from Alec

Sausage dog on the tube

Alec’s book about wanking robots. Or something. Made me lol in the street.

Meeting in the park. Feeling a bit creative and useful and respected. That’s always nice.

The Ben and Jerry’s refugee night. Free beer, ice cream and dancing with Charlie. Followed by Turkish with Jonny and Alec. Fun fun fun.

And yeah that’s four things but it’s been a struggle recently so if I have four things then that can only be a good thing.

Free haircut. With the possibility of more free haircuts. 

That stupid photo of Alec being excited by his present. It made me lol twice on the walk to the pub.

Alec’s birthday drinks. I chatted to lots of people which I don’t normally do, there was a dog and I got three hugs! Plus I walked there through sunny sunny London.

This dog fart photo. I couldn’t actually handle this at lunch time.

A sideways laughing emoji from Alec. Eeeeeh.

Ending a boring date and discovering messages from him. I hope it means something. 🙈

Visited a recycling centre. I’ve wanted to go to one for years. It was so interesting. I loved it. And I got paid to go!

Homemade pizza night with Ivan’s pizza oven. So delicious. 

Alec’s music recommendation. Vagina themed.

First day at work. Smashed it. 

Pub with Ciaran and Alec. The dream team.

Doug sent me a vagina graffiti for my Instagram.

Sexy Bumble chat with Alec.

My beautiful friend’s beautiful wedding.

Eating all the cheese

​Dog walking lols

Eden. And then texting about it.

Walking along the Southbank to Vauxhall. Feeling myself. Loving Robyn.

The beautiful tiny garden in Vauxhall with the swings and the poems and the big weird trees.

(Yeah its four things today, what of it)

A day with Hannah, eating our way from place to place.An evening on the Southbank. Exactly what I needed. Beer and burgers. 

Alec making me lol again.


Texts texts texts.
Waxed off my moustache for the first time.
The Beyoncé poi video. Yus New Zealand!


Surprise View.
The huge Go Outdoors.
Alec on the train.


An odd but delicious dinner
Political chats with mum. ‘I want to cut Boris’s balls off!’
And the messages that I could send afterwards. Mum friends.


That’s what she said’s with Alec at the pub.
IKEA goodies at work
I got my period. For the first time since February! I’m so happy.


Dobble with Hannah Alec and Ciaran. I got very excited. SPENCIL!
Free port and sweet things at dinner.
The walk to and from the castle on the hill. The touch.


Portugal! We’re in Porto and it’s brilliant and beautiful and sunny and I got really drunk and danced to Latino music.
Ciaran and the tiny spoon.
Alec and the tiny part of him.


Alec: ‘We’re going to get sooooo fucked up’
When you leave a job, everyone says nice things to you about how good are. And you can tell Directors where you think the project went wrong. And you can leave early and not care.
Nipple problems at work. But I looked damn fine today.


Pink blossom.
Smiling while swimming, remembering Alec’s airport queuing comments
A day at LCR. ‘Meetings’ outside in the sunny garden, Andy and Rochelle and a BBQ.