Archives for posts with tag: Christmas decorations

Arthur helping me with my tomatoes before the walk.

Putting the Christmas decorations up at work.

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Remembering I had hot cross buns I could eat for breakfast.

Doing a YouTube dance video for 15 minutes. Warmed me up and got my heart pumping.

Seeing a Vulva Christmas decoration within minutes of them going online.

Discovering a loft at work and finding two Christmas trees up there. Making a grand total of THREE trees at work!

Tash’s two scoops of ice cream.

When the waiter sang loud Italian songs.

Decorating my flat for the first time. Christmas music, candles and fairy lights. Plus dancing around the flat on my own.

Mint matchsticks 🤤

TikTok. Farts.

The tweeting noise that the water jug makes sometimes.

Getting Christmas vulva photos from Fra. They look so beautiful!

Someone on Hinge singing. I died.

Get the flat to myself for longer. A bit bittersweet but still, it’s nice being here alone.

New laptop riser. Quite like it actually.

Unbelievably pathetic tinsel in the office.

Getting lots of shit done today. Lots of shopping for little bits. Itch relief cream, tissue paper, envelopes, elastic, clay. It feels very successful.

Having lunch in a cafe again. And eating a shit ton of veg followed by a great hot chocolate.

The ridiculous Christmas setup I found at one house today. There was even a big manger scene on the side of the house, along with a snowscape in the shed.

Put up the Christmas decorations!

Being out doing tubes on a sunny day.

First vegan mince pie of the season!

Bought a Christmas tree!

And then bought some Christmas lights and little baubles and chocolates for the stocking advent calendar.

Vegan mince pies! And chocolate pots. And a very veggy dinner. Successful food evening.

Jess Phillips on the Off Menu Podcast.

The view from the roof.

Teasing Dan about his grotto.

The tiny Clementine section.

An enlightening counselling session about right or wrong.

I felt pretty close to work Jo today. Doing the decorations, the meeting with the parents and discussing Andrew’s behaviour.

Our work Christmas decorations. They’re getting better and better.A fun first date with Jack.Finding ÂŁ5 on the floor in the way home.

Staying late to do our work Christmas decorations. They look great! They’re not done but it’s a good start.

Especially the Olaf cut out.

The photo of Granny with Fred, riding her walker. Granny is always so happy and smiley.

Lebkuchen.Planning our work Christmas decorations.Hearing that James is getting better.

The Emergency Planning team have gone even more all out with their Christmas grotto. They even came in at the weekend to build it!Drinks with Charlie.Eating my homegrown tomatoes.

Coming back into the office and seeing the Emergency Planning team have gone all out on Christmas decorations.

The meeting with Simone about the counselling and support for nine months. I’m so glad I didn’t sack it off. It was great! I love her.

Fanos telling me he’s gone vegan. Well, almost.

Selling loads more vulvas.

Making origami ninja star advent calendars. The colours are lovely and it’s nice to do nice things for other people.

Getting a super lovely message from a woman about my page and how it’s helped educate her. So nice to hear.

Finally decorated the Christmas tree

Watching the old Willy Wonka.

Trying to find random shit to wrap as presents for tomorrow

Trying out the new vibrator. Woke up early because I was so excited to try it.

Drag Race Holi-Slay. I mean, too much. But funny.

Cooked quinoa for the first time. Smashed it.

Putting up Christmas decorations at work.

When Jo produced the big colourful Christmas tree.

Nicki Minaj songs. Pussy eating, woman in charge, don’t fuck with me songs.

Beautiful wooden things and coffee with Bivan.

Christmas decorations with Jonny. Yes, in November.

Our pub and then Bridget Jones with too many cheesy balls.

Oh and Nat sending me a recording of him playing a Christmas song on the tuba. That actually really made me smile for a long time.

Showing off my reindeer. Especially to Keith.

Pleased that he still wants to see me. And not replying to him for ages. And not even feeling the need. Plus he then responded much more! So much better for my self esteem.

Masterbating feutus facts and Harry Potter porn podcasts


Going over to Stuart’s to put up his Christmas decorations. 

Watching him play Assassin’s Creed. I’ve missed that game. 

The gaydar Mortified podcast. 


Christmas bench at the station.

Sitting in the sun on the platform. It was surprisingly warm, considering the frosty morning. 

Christmas arrived at the house. We put up the tree, decorated it and ate mince pies listening to Christmas songs. It’s the first time we’ve all been there together for more than 10 minutes for months. 

Vaginaments. I need these.
My first Thai massage. So crack-y.

The loud cat that snuck in and gave me the vicious meow. And the following WhatsApps. 

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Christmas balls.
Folies Bergère.
Being alone together for the first time in a while.

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The Christmas tree decoration that was made for my nan. She might be on the other side of the world but a little bit of her is here with us.
My dad. Watching him nap curled up in a ball in the big chair and going for a drive with him and chatting.
Racing on the lilos in the pool.

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The tiny Lego hedgehog.
Putting up Christmas decorations with the kids and dancing along to Christmas songs.
Meeting Chelsea’s parents. Still sounding Scottish after 48 years in Australia.

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Making up our bed in the van for the first time.
‘Freash bread’ in the Love/Hate game.
The rocking unicorn dressed up as Rudolf.

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Putting up Christmas decorations at work. Feels strange doing it in summer though.
The view, or lack of, out the window and across Wellington. The low cloud meant I couldn’t see further than the house in front. We could have been on the edge of a cliff.
A mini mince pie to start the day with.