Sitting on the sunny bench at lunch time and the squirrel that came to check me out.
Going to a new salon and getting a good haircut. The place was beautiful and they used organic products.
Going into central at night and walking along Oxford Street, looking at the beautiful buildings and feeling the buzz.
Jonny and the Baptists at the Soho Theatre.
Volunteering at Bloody Funny and remembering why I do the Period Parties, despite the stress.
Being in the top of the Union Chapel. And the sun coming in through the church windows.
Funny funny comedians. Josie Long, Bridget Christie, Rosie Jones as the highlights. A period/skidmark story. A period sex story. A vulva stitch/hair brushing story.
Cumbersome womb crown. 😂
A comedy night with James. Russian songs, a giant calculator, wet food and daddy.
The rest of the night with James. Ridiculously good.
A lunch with Lou. Chatting bisexuality and mental health. It feels really nice to have made a new friend. And to feel really justified in my feelings about bisexual dating.
Silly cardboard comedy in the basement of a pub.
A second date with James. I think I might quite like him.
Making the decision to come home to rest
Adam telling me my nice outfit was wasted by me being ill and leaving early
Isn’t It Romantic. Such a silly film but it did make me smile today.
Planning my birthday treats day with my cousin
Sofie Hagen tells stories that might be funny. Spoiler: they were funny.
Two mince pies. I shouldn’t have but I did and they were delicious. Less sugar tomorrow (possibly).
Watching Elder Millennial.
Clean, white, ironed bedsheets.
Quorn in my curry. Not something I usually have but it was actually really delicious.
A cuddly morning in bed.
Tickling and poking on buses and a day of just being together.
My birthday comedy suprise night! Plus red wine.
Making this print of my favourite quote. I’m going to get it printed and framed when I have money.
The excitement of going to see a flat. Even if it didn’t turn out as we’d hoped.
An evening of chats, biscuits, embroidery and Sarah Millican with Jo.
My new plants. Hai fella.
Having him help me pick a chocolate bar from Seville.
Free comedy night in Angel. It was good to get out and do something.
Writing a press release. And sending it out to famous people and publications. Exciting scary.
Going to see Sofie Hagen with Jo. Even the awkward bit at the end where I told her about my vulva t-shirts.
A phone call because he didn’t have time to text today. And a ‘cant wait to see you’. It made my tummy flip and put a big smile on my face.
Sarah Millicon on QI
Face swap on SnapChat
A massage on my head
Modern ghosts. Psssst what’s your WiFi password?
Bubbles in the service station
Delicious breakfast by the harbour.
Bridget Christie’s stand up show. Flapjacks!
New bedding. Fluffy pillows, a soft duvet and a fair trade blanket.
A Muji bin. Because why not.
Crumble.
Pottery.
Josie Long.
Demitri Martin
Good friends
Jonny’s home
My boss bought this really shit card for our young colleague who turned 20 today. What 20 year old boy likes paintings of ducks?
Justine Smith. Very funny stand up. Broke her knuckle giving someone the finger.
A London Fog for my tea break.
Someone coming into work to tell me how funny he thought my fish pun was.
Banana, cream and chocolate.
“I left work early and I thought ‘oh good, I get to spend more time with you’ “
Cleaning up at work, breaking the mop and laughing so hard I almost wet myself.
Making up lyrics to ‘This Old Man’.
Josie Long. Always.
Getting through my first day of work in 8 months without any major mishap
Just sitting around chatting with our housemates in the evening
Watching a stand up comedy festival on TV
The crane with the word ‘schwing’ on it. Giggled.
The advertisements around the Kings Cross Station, bragging about how good it is compared to other London stations
Finally, some of my boyfriends mates laughed at my jokes. It’s been a long time come in.g I don’t really know why, I’m hilarious.
Lunch with good friends
A spinach and berry smoothie. I feel healthier just thinking about it
The runaway luggage on the tube that rolled away from its owner
Going to town on my ‘to do’ list
Catching up on a load of Scott Mills’ podcasts and laughing ridiculously hard
Homemade pizza
Retelling a story and realising it was completely boring and uninteresting. And getting the giggles.
Coming home and seeing my parents
Boyfriend: I know what I want my motorbike to look like. I’ve got some of the pieces in my head.
Me: You shouldn’t keep them in there, that’s where your brain goes.
Cue mirth, joy and laughter.
Image: Flickr
A joke on the notice board in Tottenham Court Road tube station
A bit of physical work away from my laptop
Free lunch
Organising a freebie.
This baby tapir
And Buzzfeed’s 35 dumbest things said on the Internet. But specifically this.
A mid afternoon hot chocolate and girly catch up
Spotting a fox on top of a car in the car park. And then watching it leisurely stretch and wander off.
8 out of 10 cats.
A night playing cards with our friend
Garlic bread
The punny tweets about the Tesco horse meat scandal. My favourite being ‘Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony’
Making the same joke as my boyfriend at the same time.
The end of Babe.
Making my boyfriend fly
Three little things 