Hash browns at the airport.
Knowing where I’m going and not feeling like a tourist.
Cuddles with Ro. He’s incredibly sweet.
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Watermelon. The back up one.
Han’s speech at granny’s funeral.
Von Sketch.
Scrambling over the rocks on the beach.
Getting the metro.
Three halves in a pub.
Dishoom breakfast.
Hannah sending me links to holiday homes for April.
Cocktails and a huge pizza in Newcastle.
Showing Ben and Han around where I live and work. I loved that they were so surprised by how quiet it is.
Discovering the back garden of Vagabond. So cute!
Working on the vulva booklet and it being easier than I had anticipated.
A great iced coffee.
Code Names in the park in the shade.
Fireworks from the music in the park.
Han sending me £70 to stay in the nice hotel and not the hostel.
Leaving work early.
Doing a Live with Liv.
Taking the day to rest, sleep and get better.
Lying naked in the sun on my bed.
Han sneezing and farting.
Leaf printing. Mostly mine.
Thunder!
Looking after Han – cooking, making her bed, washing up, listening to her talk about Chris, buying decaf coffee.
Drawing hymens and creating more content.
Holiday! Seeing Han and the cute little cottage. And the sad onion pot
Big delicious Indian dinner.
Chopped open my pepper to find a smaller pepper inside.
Discovering Han sent me £10 for chocolate.
Also chats about her long eyebrow hair.
Conversations on Love.
The big moon as I walked home from work. I don’t think she’s quite full yet but almost.
My investing Zoom call. It felt so good to encouraging others to do this too.
Sending Han cake.
Group chat with the Fems Plus One
The photo of Han sitting on Coop’s balloon just before the photo.
Showing Han how to do sudokus better.
Dumplings with Han and a walk through Soho before her train.
Going for a walk and talking to the squirrels that came up so close to me. They’re so plump now it’s getting colder.
Free pizza for lunch!
Being cuddly with Corinne.
The sex, babies and poo chats with the Fems Plus One, lounging on sofas, eating the Dishoom breakfast we made.
Fisting chats with Alec.
The bright red admiral fluttering around me as I walked to work.
A new home card from Han.
An ice cube willy.
Lying in the warm conservatory.
A bonding moment over all of us doing PCR tests in the car by Waitrose.
The lovely lunch at the Heron, walking past pretty houses.
Beautiful coastal walk, especially the Inland bit with the mossy trees and little streams.
First cream tea of the trip!
Dinner with Sophie and Meg. Yummy Japanese food in a nice pub. And Meg is so great!
Went for a swim in the sea. Han took a photo just as a cold wave hit my vulva.
Excitement at spotting (or thinking we spotted) dolphins.
Hanging out with Sophie. She’s a good egg.
Cornwall!
Pretty views of the sea on the train.
Going to visit Daph’s allotment
Two orgasms in the morning.
Visiting Liam and Georgie with snacks. It was lovely to sit in their garden in the sun.
A takeaway at Jo’s.
Seeing Han and giving her a big hug.
Seeing Jo laugh really hard. I’ve forgotten how much I enjoy seeing her like that.
Tidying the office when no one was in there.
Getting the lino prints from Jo through the post.
MILFs on holiday chat.
Switching off my laptop for a few days.
I made trousers.
My yellow wallet arrived from Ming.
Han sent a little care package.
(also TikTok)
Sewing mum’s dungarees. As a distraction but also I’m so happy she wants a pair!
Sunbathing in the park. Not technically allowed yet but reading in the sun for an hour was bliss.
Han sent round two cakes to cheer me up.
The misty morning. It wasn’t even cold. Just beautiful.
The quiet walk around the lake. With mossy photo shoots.
Han farting.
Sewing the cute little animals on Freddie’s present.
Being ID-ed for buying scissors in Poundland.
Buying lots of craft stuff and knowing that it’s not my money.
Oinks from Han.
Super fast efficient NHS. Less than 24 hours later and I’m having my head mole blasted with liquid nitrogen.
Another lunch park day.
Cute photos of baby Han and her cool dad.
Text lols with Han, talking poo and trying to word the perfect reply to Exploring Uranus.
Lesbian lols in the kitchen at the end of the work day.
Archery.
The Supremes as vulvas, from Alex.
Vegan haggis. No idea why it was called haggis but it was so tasty.
A casual morning, waking up next to Han and going out for brunch before cake and The Office
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