RuPaul. It’s been a long break and I’m happy to be back.
Hannah and Corinne sent me two doughnuts to cheer me up.
A voicenote from Hannah. Where she says she’s missed me and is looking forward to Wednesday.
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A successful Islam and nature walk. People liked it. And it didn’t rain.
An afternoon spent on the sofa watching Love is Blind and seeing vulvas.
She suggested a third date. ☺️
The last two goals at the ice hockey match.
Talking about farting and pooing with Hannah on the date.
A nap in the day.
A laughter filled first date with Hannah.
Finally made another Insta post.
Dinner cereals.
An actual proper chat with Han and Jo over a LOT of chocolate.
A sunny walk around the water.
The tube driver that tooted the horn for the little boy waving on the platform. Absolutely adorable.
Bay. And the whole explanation.
‘Oooh, satirical’
Han teaching her kids about periods, using reusable period products. Boys and girls.
New desk chair.
Watching Grand Designs ‘with’ Jonny.
Han and Fred got my Dino trousers and they look great!
Some nice illuminated clouds.
Wandering around Stoke Newington with Corinne and Hannah, looking in cute shops.
Hearing then both say how ridiculous the massaging was.
Second date with Sean. Making out on street corners and chats about gender and sexually and sex.
Going outside and seeing yellow leaves.
The happy man singing outside on the street.
Finishing the dungarees for Fred. They are so adorable.
Hannah is in London. She bought me beautiful flowers and we chatted and then we went for dinner with Jo and Jonny and it was just lovely to be together.
Photos of Han’s Nana from the list. An awesome sheet of loads of poses.
Chatting to Liv. She’s going to help me with vulva stuff.
Letting myself just go home and sleep and not feeling bad about not doing anything.
Granny. Little willies.
Watching Fred enjoy my present.
My holiday anniversary present from Han.
Dog jam.
Still knowing all the words to Lil Kim.
Leaving at half 4, walking through the park in the sunshine.
Bright white blossom.
Extreme Air. A trampolining exercise class. Super fun, even though I quite literally pissed myself.
Remembering Han’s ‘you dropped something’ from Sunday.
These words about me, from a best friend.
Wearing my skinny jeans and boots and listening to music and waking with confidence, feeling like a fabulous woman.
Dusting my room and feeling homely and tidy again.
Delicious carrot cake from Libby’s mum. Two slices.
Andrew: Well done to Libby for finding the pen after Adam lost it.
Sitting on a bench in the sun at the top of the park, reading.
And Han is here! I forgot how fun I feel with her.
Putting up my exhibition of clean air posters made by kids. It looks so sweet! I’m really happy with it.
Itsu lunch. Because this week needs it.
Just being with Jonny in the flat, making silly jokes, sharing chocolate, watching him play Assassin’s Creed. We’ve definitely settled in now.
(Plus the beautiful vulva pin and being a photo of Han looking all pregnant and lovely)
Putting up the signs for my Clean Air Walk and feeling just so mega proud of myself for having done it all.
Having Han in London and Jo back from holiday. We all hung out at our house. That was nice.
Sharing my bed with Han and having those nice late night chats with the light off.
Walking through the park doing the pollution tubes and finding lots of squirrels.
Han’s long eyebrow hair.
Limmy.
Eating dal in the sun
Eating the most delicious cinnamon slice with one of Han’s friends
Delicious salmon teriyaki and chocolate ice cream. I wasn’t hungry in the slightest but that was so yummy.
Listening to Touch by Little Mix on the train. It puts me in such a good mood!
Reunited with Han, Jonny and Jo!
The beautiful little cottage for my birthday. Within 10 minutes of being inside, the fire was going, the PJ’s were on, the snacks were open and the beers were started. It was perfect!
A wonderful letter and bad ass card from Han to cheer me up, telling me all the amazing things I’ve done and why she loves me. Plus some great photos of the fun times! She’s so lovely.
Finishing mum’s embroidered Christmas present. Now they both have a top with their boat logo on!
A night out for Stuart’s birthday. We went to Shep’s, ate delicious food, chatted to James, got free cocktails and shots and a discount too! Then some extremely drunk but very good sex when we eventually got home. From what I can remember anyway
Travel Man. Silly. Funny.
Seeing Toby and Jane and Granny at the theatre.
Watching Han’s incredible students perform The Tempest. It was so good. I was so proud of her and all her kids. I’m glad I made the effort to go down for it.
SnapChat on the coach with Peach.
Shit tits.
Dinner and drinks in Bristol wit
The Greg Knight campaign jingle. What a muppet. Also – winfarms.
Having a talk with myself whilst at the gym. And remembering that moment at Primavera where I felt on top of the world. Friends, music, tattoo. Everything felt perfect.
Han texting to tell me she’s so proud of me when she saw my Vagina Museum post.
A day off, spent quite quietly again, doing things that needed to get done. Taxes, cleaning, sorting. Sending photographs of my vulva to feminist artists to make body positive artwork. You know, the usual.
Impromptu lunch with Hannah at Abocado. It was nice to have a hug.
A beer and a fire. I always love a fire.
The view from the top of Ljubljana castle. Great castle too! Including the Museum of Puppetry.
Delicious brown pizza bread things.
Hannah trying to knock my bag over as we left the airport but knocking hers over instead. Sounds shit. Proper made me lol.
Driving around the lakes. Even if it was rainy.
An afternoon in the beautiful naked spa. So many saunas.
A beery pizza dinner, talking about wanking people off and blow job etiquette.
Impromptu easter egg hunt at work this morning.
Feeling back on track with Hannah
Yoga. For the first time in a long time. And feeling so blissed. There was a moment of just pure joy. Which was made even better because when I first arrived I was pissed that it was a yoga teacher I previously didn’t like. But it was a really great class. Must. Be. More. Open minded.
Meeting Naomi to talk about the project. So exciting. If a little hungover.
Hannah hug!
Jonny hug!
Three little things 