Archives for posts with tag: Jonny

The chocolate vulva I made has three of my pubes in 😂

More park time.

Watching Skin Wars with Jonny. Even though it’s shit.

Reading in the park in the sun.

Taking vulva photos for the zine.

Watching Cats with Jonny to distract him from chopping through his nail.

Watching a Grand Designs with Jonny.

Getting out and walking to Londis.

A perfectly firm banana.

Jonny cut my hair.

My cousin came round and I hugged her.

Psych with the Fems plus one

Going for a walk with Jonny at the golden hour.

Taking the day off. Sleeping, reading and sewing were needed.

Mars ice cream.

My nephew’s bed head. And trying to say the word vulva. But looking generally unimpressed.

Doing a double fart whilst running and laughing out loud.

Being silly with Jonny. We were both in good moods and his beer arrived and we didn’t want to work. It was nice.

My free vibrator finally arrived!

Too Hot To Handle. It’s trash but I’m loving it.

Jonny’s smug little reaction after his colleague said he was the only funny one in the office on his Skype call

Going for a walk with Jonny. Talking about Drag Race and Portugal and silly things. Noticing that the trees have grown leaves within days.

Ordering a sewing machine. And paying for it to arrive tomorrow.

Watching the video with me in, walk about people talking vulvas on Instagram.

Taking the side path along the busy parkland walk. Quiet and leafy.

Deciding to be positive. Drinking a green tea on the sofa and trying to just be.

Jonny made me dinner. And then we finished Tiger King.

When Jonny came and sat with me in the afternoon and we had some giggles.

The smell of fresh grass during our fast walk around the park.

Sarah buying a massive tin of tomatoes 😂

Videos of Georgie trying to create lessons for her kids. But fucking it up.

Chatty Friday Andrew, just this time on Skype.

Watching Jonny play his Western game, putting on Southern accents.

Alfie! He was so soft and just let me cuddle him.

Being out and walking through three parks.

Watching RuPaul with Jonny.

Making Hannah happy as the winner of the vibrators.

He wants me to be part of his meetings and branding sessions.

Watching the pottery final with Jonny.

Having some parents say thank you to us for being there outside their school.

More free sex toys. And it started off a fun conversation with Sean.

Laughing with Jo, Jonny and Corinne in the pub with the candles and takeaway pizza.

My new phone background.

Singing. Choir.

Impromptu Yard Sale pizza with Jonny for dinner.

Getting home.

Watching AJ and the Queen with Jonny. It’s truly awful but also…no it’s just awful.

He wasn’t in when I got home but the blinds were up and the bathroom had been cleaned. And then he came home and it was lovely to see him.

Looking at the beautiful flowers in my living room, sent to me by some of my favourite people.

The moon lighting up the clouds as I walked back from therapy.

Sharing a pizza and chats with Jonny, when I thought I didn’t want to.

Going outside and seeing yellow leaves.
The happy man singing outside on the street.
Finishing the dungarees for Fred. They are so adorable.
Hannah is in London. She bought me beautiful flowers and we chatted and then we went for dinner with Jo and Jonny and it was just lovely to be together.

David Attenborough. Seven Worlds One Planet. Plus mine and Jonny’s voice over. I loved the penguins running over the sea lions.

I think we’ll be shot of Claudia after the election. Thank fuck.

Actually waiting for my squash to roast before eating it.

Bright yellow leaves, walking in the cold but sunny autumn weather all morning doing NOx tubes.

Yoga with Adriene, making me remember myself and my worth, before asking a question I needed to ask.

Buying a LOT of toilet roll. Thanks Who Gives A Crap. So happy Jonny was into it.

Two hours walking round Hampstead Heath in the sun, taking photos of the beautiful autumn leaves.

Baked apples, from Jonny.

Jen cheering me up with emails to a straight woman.

The drummers on the Brexit march.

Being there when the vote came in.

Dinner at ours with Jo. Poo chat at the table. Just the way I like it.

A walk round the park, leaning against my favourite tree.

Christmas vulva hymns lols with Jonny. La la la la laaa, la la la laaabia.

Sewing a little vulva Christmas tree decoration in my plant-y living room, with candles and fairy lights aglow.

I won a vibrator! Well, two. One for me and one for Han.

Beers and Vietnamese food with Jonny and Jo. Exactly what I needed.

Jonny went on a date and did lots of PDA and I’m really happy for him.

The new river walk with the tiny fluffy birds.

Chatting with a happy Jonny, as I did his ironing.

Lots of vulva business admin. New email, updated shop, new designs. The works.

Meeting John Thorne and he told me lots of helpful things.

Getting an answer right (totally by accident) on University Challenge.

Headache yoga with Adriane.

Walking along the River Lee, spotting two herons and eating blackberries.

My Vulva Gallery book arrived. It’s wonderful.

Dinner with Jonny and Dom, talking about drinking wee and living in caves.

Sneakers ice cream.

Dinner with Jonny, discussing Issues. And work things. We never eat dinner at the same time.

Grand Designs. A giant treehouse. So beautiful. And I love our evenings in together.

Flurries of emails at the end of the day. The exciting bit of a project when everything feels possible!

Going to lie in the park after work, reading in the sun.

An evening of watching Jonny play Assassin’s Creed and messing about on Instagram, singing stupid things to each other.

Climbing with Jonny. Hot men everywhere. Also I just got on with it and did some of the ones that scared me.

Making dinner, two lunches and a breakfast. When I almost bought a pizza.

Touching two fluffy dogs at the anti idling event. One was called Bear. Very appropriate.