Archives for posts with tag: Jonny


It’s not rocket séance.

A night with Jonny. Talking about something I’ve wanted to talk about for weeks and all the lols. I’ve missed him. He makes me laugh so much.

Going to a lesbian bar to end the night. On a Tuesday evening. And being checked out by a couple of hot women. Excellent Tuesday night!


Ovary embroidery workshop! Nice to spend a day with a needle in my hand.

Fresh hot roti at lunch.

Pizza and beer with Jonny. The perfect thing to get me off to sleep early ready for my 4am start tomorrow. 


Tony’s leaving party. Cheese, clotted cream and James’ brilliant quiz.

Flesh light chats with Alec and Jonny.

Someone is getting a tattoo of my vagina design. So weird but so cool. 


Breakfast on my own at Blighty, reading in the corner and making slow day plans.

Tackling the weeds at the back of the garden. They all came out and I tried to save as many snails as I could. We have a lot of snails. 

Jonny came over. We walked to the beautiful park, played cards at the pub, had noodles and watched SatC. Then he rescued a gigantic moth from my room before bed. #besties


Walking to the pond in the sun. The butterfly that almost brushed my face. The almost fearless squirrels playing in the secret part of the park that I hadn’t discovered before.
Sewing a dress. Sort of no mistakes.

Turkish and two walks in the park with Jonny. A minthy drink and a hunt for an ice cream in the Tesco’s I’ve not been in before.

Plus some chats with Lauren in the living room and seeing the solar fairy lights all lit up in the garden. 

Started talking at work again. Called James a flirt. Tried not to laugh at the word tits during the lunch break bird chat.

Immediate drinking with Jonny after work. What a fucking ridiculous day.

ICCO pizza. Oh how I love you.


I made pancakes out of cottage cheese. And it tasted good.

RuPaul’s final. Yas Sasha! Absolutely slayed it!

Dinner, drinks, a walk in the park with Jonny. Swings, perving on men and park gym. And then he saw a house that he wants to move into. Please let him get it.


Such a good nap. I didn’t even move. Fresh air, smooth sheets, deep sleep.

Books, beer and Korean with Jonny in the evening. It was such a lovely evening. 

The setting sun, shining off the buildings and turning gold as I arrived home.


Sausage dog on the tube

Alec’s book about wanking robots. Or something. Made me lol in the street.

Meeting in the park. Feeling a bit creative and useful and respected. That’s always nice.

The Ben and Jerry’s refugee night. Free beer, ice cream and dancing with Charlie. Followed by Turkish with Jonny and Alec. Fun fun fun.

And yeah that’s four things but it’s been a struggle recently so if I have four things then that can only be a good thing.


This card. Just tickled me.

Jonny’s shoehorn joke in Good Eggs. 

Photos from Primavera. Such a fun group! The video of me dancing on Jonny’s shoulders also made me lol. I miss being on that holiday already.