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My free vibrator arrived. She’s good.

Conkers.

A hair cut with the nice lady again. I missed her.

Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.

Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.

‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn