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A lie in.

Realising I had a porn video downloaded that I hadn’t watched.

Feeding my lasagne craving. Vegan style.

Also tea with Jo, in a cafe, like normal.

I’m home alone! For two weeks! I took a bath and lay naked on my bed reading and then masturbated. It felt so much better immediately.

Seeing Rosie. And feeling normal again. And laughing and being silly.

Sarah sent me Woman World and I LOVE it.

Masturbating for the first time in ages. With the sun coming in through the window, after I’d taken photos of myself for the zine.

My clean tingly feet after my evening shower, getting ready for bed.

The new thread tidying systems arrived. I love neat things.

My free vibrator arrived. She’s good.

Conkers.

A hair cut with the nice lady again. I missed her.

Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.

Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.

‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn