Talking about the strange masturbation techniques with BC.
Singing Kate Bush and changing my bedsheets.
Sitting next to a cute fluffy dog on the train.
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Got my cardboard standing desk.
Three orgasms for National Orgasm Day.
A takeaway pizza.
Getting to work from home for most of the day i.e. not really working but masturbating.
Making biscuits. And pear puree.
Dressed. The most incredible play. I sobbed afterwards but it was amazing.
Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.
Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.
‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn
A cool little animation about masturbation.
Having the afternoon off to do final Period Party planning. I feel so much calmer having done it all. And my to do list is so much smaller.
Some flirty texting with Diarmuid.
The light, walking home at half 2. It’s so beautiful in winter.
Talking masturbation with an unknown Irishman on Hinge.
Dance aerobics. Smiles throughout.
Aaaaand playing Dobble and Floundering with Dom and Jonny
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