Having the post first date smiles.
YAS QUEEN. Silly but funny.
Hannah and the poop. Green. Chickpeas. Everything.
Hannah constipation lols. Starting the midnight climb up Ben Nevis. So exciting. Reaching the half way point up the mountain.
Chatting skiing and cheese with Andrew. Swimming after work. I was really looking forward to it. Hannah’s poo stories.
Poo stories. My friend sharted and then I farted loudly in yoga. Too many laughs. A coffee and a book. By myself, for myself. I touched a genuine bar of gold.
Jeans for £2.25. Climbing. Hard but fun. “Why did you have poo on your hands?” “Because I touched it”
Crunchy allergy. The word poop. Still makes me laugh. Watching Grand Designs.