Telling Rosie about the ‘she says hello’ queefing moment in the porn.
Creating the ridiculous je t’aime reel for the magnet hearts.
Smiling at the pretty woman on the tube after I got caught in the door.
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Sewing the circles card. A fun new thing to do.
A successful booty call.
A lie in.
Realising I had a porn video downloaded that I hadn’t watched.
Feeding my lasagne craving. Vegan style.
Also tea with Jo, in a cafe, like normal.
Got my first Too Good To Go. Hello delicious rye bread.
Loling with Alec about porn and his directors name.
Getting up early to meet Matt and doing yoga in the sun before breakfast.
Sewing a dungaree dress. And really quickly too.
A smile from a friendly pedestrian.
Buying a half price years porn subscription.
Being on my own in the house and watching porn in the living room.
More singing and dancing. Love a bit of Whitney!
Going to the old church I went to as a kid and singing carols. Not something I expected to be doing but nice nonetheless
Tony’s leaving party. Cheese, clotted cream and James’ brilliant quiz.
Flesh light chats with Alec and Jonny.
Someone is getting a tattoo of my vagina design. So weird but so cool.
Lunch in the park with Claire
Love oranges. And the one that looked like a snail.
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