Archives for posts with tag: Rosie

Found a Christmas tree in the recycling bin.

Finally got my library books.

Messaging Rosie about girthy fingers.

Chocolate mousse made with tofu.

New nephew.

Rosie coming round for chats and tea.

The squirrel on the top of the gate post on the walk to work.

Going to Rosie’s for dinner and lots of chats.

Being in a new part of the park, in amongst the trees.

Going for a cooling walk in the wooded area.

Lying around naked after a post-work shower.

Seeing Rosie as the face of partying young people on Freedom night.

Cutesie Japanese restaurant.

Huge lols with Rosie – blow job mouths, slug babies and embarrassing edamame moments.

Vaping. And three drinks. That’s quite a change for me!

Sending voice notes to Rosie and Tash about the awful date I had this morning.

My brother sending me a photo of Vietnamese milk melons.

Having the flat to myself in the afternoon.

Flowers from Rosie.

A nap after lunch.

Photos of Jonny’s passport to rival Noah’s

I got a book agent!

Ate a doughnut at lunch.

Hearing Rosie’s cute story about her new boyfriend

Seeing Rosie again and hearing about her sexy bum adventures over lunchtime bao buns.

Looking at the Fems recent Google searches. Baby eating and traffic cones.

Reading on the sofa in the evening sun.

Vegan cheese delivery!

Rosie sent me a hamper of vegan treats. She’s so adorable!

Cute video of Fred singing Old MacDonald Had A Farm.

Lots of people bought my stuff! £150’s worth!

Bao buns. SO DELICIOUS.

An evening with Rosie. The last one we’re allowed for a while.

That Bloody Sex Podcast talked about me and about how my workshop encouraged her to continue!

A small walk with Jo at lunchtime.

Rosie called me Greg by accident and I laughed too much.

This huge dog.

Walking through Clissold Park in the sort of golden hour to meet Rosie for delicious dim sum.

Talking to Sean on the phone on the way home.

I’m home alone! For two weeks! I took a bath and lay naked on my bed reading and then masturbated. It felt so much better immediately.

Seeing Rosie. And feeling normal again. And laughing and being silly.

Sarah sent me Woman World and I LOVE it.

Seeing Jana and Rosie in the park. Especially when Jana told her story about her anesthestic. ‘When’s this guy coming out?’

Loling with Charlie in the car on the way home.

Spending the morning sewing vulvas instead of working

Homemade pizza.

Clean sheets. That still smell like washing.

Voice noting with Rosie. I enjoyed her dating stories. Although the men sounds ridiculous.

Spicy peanut noodles and bubble tea with Rosie, Jana and Ming. Such a lovely afternoon with them.

Dad telling me that I should sack off the flying ban for happiness and love.

My artwork arriving.

Rosie sticking up for me against my troll.

Also, another lovely message from someone who has found my page helpful.

Sweaty chats in the spa with Jana and Rosie.

Unicorn face mask.

Mamma Mia 2. It really is so good!

I made some pyjama bottoms.

Coffee with Rosie. She makes me laugh. And she makes me feel good.

Meredith suggesting a day for the date. I’m glad she seems interested!

The sky today was beautiful. During the day, with the fluttered clouds and as the sun was setting, making everything glow golden.

Delicious vegan food with Sarah. I love mint dressing on a salad.

Roast parsnips, because I was craving them.

Also, more flowers, this time from Rosie. Starting my dungarees and a quick sober drink with Jo where I decided to run to work on Monday.

Going to Sh! with Rosie. Buying her first vibrator.

I love that they offer you mint tea when you go in.

Saying what I actually felt with James and then getting the result I wanted. And a Christmas present.

Planting trees in the local park. I planted oak trees and dogwood and they will be there for hundreds of years after I’m gone. I feel so wholesome and lovely.

Bread, butter, pesto.

Delicious Turkish with Rosie. Including feta ice cream.

Sunday morning sexting.

Trying on my silver skirt again that I bought from the charity shop yesterday. I love it! I feel so swishy and lovely in it.

Lunch with Rosie and Jana. All vegan. All delicious. Even if the menu did have some wanky sounding stuff.

A successful Period Party. Almost £200 raised for Bloody Good Period.

A lovely card and present from Rosie to say thanks for staying in our flat over the weekend.

Getting Cooper to say masturbation, mons pubis and vulva.

Dinner with Rosie.

Talking about the things I need to talk about, with someone who just listened and didn’t judge.

My outfit. Skinny jeans, white t-shirt and black jumper with trainers. It feels like me.

Lunch with Rosie and Jim.

Showing them my favourite bits of the Tate.

Walking home, finding new streets.

Brunch with Rosie. It was really lovely to see her.

Ice hockey. Even though they lost. As always.

Getting a bit carried away and thinking ahead. But I think I quite like him.

Chats with Libby about not wanting to have babies or get married.

Seeing Rosie and Jim at Sam’s birthday. I love those guys.

He told me he loves me.

An evening with Rosie, sacking off the Happiness Festival for wine and chats instead.

My amazing birthday present from them! My vulva design, etched into a silver necklace. I’m in love.

Wagamama. I forgot how delicious it was.


Being out and about in the world, having a job for a day.

Having dinner with Rosie. Talking about depression and anxiety and jobs and just having a nice evening. 

Coming home to a few minutes of pencil dick chat with Lauren and Becky. I love Lauren.