Archives for posts with tag: sex

Internal not external, I think.

Sharing my lovely day over voicenotes.

Watching an Action For Happiness video about better health and feeling like it was perfect timing.

Oh my god I sold out of all the books! In less than 24 hours! I can’t believe it!

A lovely guided walk for the Arab meet up group.

Coming at the same time.

The sun felt warm today.

Watching Hannah pull a pillow over her mouth to bite.

The New York scaffolding video.

Orgasm.

Walking home through the park on this beautiful Spring morning.

Kardashians. I know it’s utter shit but I love it.

Seeing Jonny down in South London and it being a really nice afternoon together.

Arriving back in time to buy fabric for my new trousers.

James came over for sex and cuddles. And he bought grapes.

Morning cuddles and sex.

A delicious cake thing from BMM.

Coming home and watching Below Deck under a blanket.

Sex in the kitchen.

Ping pong and Mario Kart at Rowan’s.

French fries.

The second train – so much leg room and quiet and less stinky.

Getting home.

Going to Hackney to have sex with Bobby

Sex with the windows and blinds open in the middle of the day.

The breeze on my vulva.

Singing in the shower before bed.

Oral.

Big Jo.

And a massage.

Front view of a horse.

Sleeping with Tash.

Squirrel watching as I walked home, via a last lunch at Broccoli.

Seeing Jana in the park and talking about sex.

Our little finger wiggle at the end because we couldn’t hug.

The squirrel ninja course video.

Zoom with the Good Eggs.

Walking round Hampstead Heath in the sun, tutting at all the old people out and about still.

Giving him a blow job that he didn’t stop raving about.

Eating bread sticks in bed, without pants on, watching RuPaul’s Drag Race with Sean.

The toilet roll fort in Budgens.

Touching, looking, learning.

Kissing Sean in the basement of the Tate at the Tate late.

Our first sleepover.

Voice notes from Rosie about outrageous pottery decisions.

Making him come.

Lying on my bed with the dappled sun on the pillows, sort of napping whilst waiting to leave for the airport.

Weeeee we’re off to Georgia!

Last day at work before two weeks off! There’s nothing better than bragging about holidays.

“See. We’re made for each other.”

Drinks at Shep’s, food at Mildred’s and sex at mine.

Cumbersome womb crown. 😂

A comedy night with James. Russian songs, a giant calculator, wet food and daddy.

The rest of the night with James. Ridiculously good.

Christmas condoms (fair trade and vegan and hand delivered to my door)

An evening with Jen, Jo and Georgie, talking about sex and masterbation in the most open and lovely way possible. Whilst raising money for My Body Back Project. Double win.

Bought myself a new vibrator as an early birthday present

Delicious breakfast at the bridge cafe. And she liked my shirt.

Delicious diner at Madam and Adam. Mega friendly staff and the food was so good. Even the mushroom leather.

Looking down over the river from the old bridge.

All the dogs.

Doing a forward roll down the grass after a bottle of wine.

Sex around the flat after more beers.

Cuming with him inside me

Going to a hipster cafe for a juice and a pasteis de natas

The Chinese National Traditional Orchestra. Especially the bit where the monk flies off on the eagle.

The smell of lavender as I lay in the park at lunchtime.

Getting a phonecall from a school saying that he had a lot of posters for my competition. Thank god!

Very good oral sex

A day in the garden down at my brother’s, eating homemade pizza from the pizza oven.

Touching the bump and feeling my nephew move for the first time.

More good sex in the morning.

Painted the old chairs white in the garden.

A night out in Haggerston for Holly’s birthday and then Shoreditch. Accidentally got very drunk.

Good sex.

Walking in the sun to put up idling stickers.

Hot Stone. What a delicious delicious meal!

Eat out.

Morning sex.

The whole team chatted about stupid shit like coffee and cheese. Felt like a bit of bonding.

He met my friends and it was fine!

More walking. This time on my own and in the sun.

A fun evening at the pub with Stuart. Lots of laughing and playfighting and children’s activities.

Really amazing oral sex.

Waking up together at my house. I like being here. And the sex was really good.

Seeing Jen and going to the swish. It felt a bit weird to be back there but also kinda cool.

Ice hockey. No fights and we were terrible but it was still fun.


A trip to Whitechapel Gallery on my own. It felt good to quietly look at art by myself. I really liked the dance video of all the moonwalking. Which is odd because usually I don’t like video art. But it really made me smile. And the bright yellow thing. That really lifted my spirits.

Seeing Stuart again.

A good position.


A wonderful letter and bad ass card from Han to cheer me up, telling me all the amazing things I’ve done and why she loves me. Plus some great photos of the fun times! She’s so lovely.

Finishing mum’s embroidered Christmas present. Now they both have a top with their boat logo on!

A night out for Stuart’s birthday. We went to Shep’s, ate delicious food, chatted to James, got free cocktails and shots and a discount too! Then some extremely drunk but very good sex when we eventually got home. From what I can remember anyway