Sharts and farts, coffee and a book and a real block of gold

Poo stories. My friend sharted and then I farted loudly in yoga. Too many laughs.
A coffee and a book. By myself, for myself.
I touched a genuine bar of gold.

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Cunnilingus, sharting and the best friends

Cunnilingus at lunch.
Sharting at the party.
The best friends for the best lunch.