My brother, my phone and spraying sperm

My brother’s motivational speech to his wife.
Discovering how to put paragraphs into texts on my phone.
‘Stop spraying sperm around with abandon’ Lucy Mangan, Stylist.

Chairs, lunch and a sperm

Dinner, laughs and Chairs.
Lunch with his brother and sister in law. A more relaxed family occasion.
“We can give you a sperm”