The chihuahua with the tiny head and big lab body. And friends that send silly photos to cheer me up.
Having lunch on my own. Eating my bento lunchbox, wearing my silver top and reading.
Cooking and baking. Banana pancakes, oaty banana biscuits and broccoli cakes.
A really bloody good breakfast. Vegan banana pancakes with chia seeds and peanut butter and fruit and flaxseed. And a Georgian cup of tea.
Another dungaree dress in the bag.
A long, very James, voice message from James about his dream.
P.s. leaving the party and coming home to dance around my living room by myself.
My brilliant friend, reporting on important and heartbreaking things in big newspapers. Very proud.
Wearing my dungarees again.
Vegan dinner. Rice rice rice.
A walk along the canal. For work. Obvs.
A quick fix from the neurologist.
Vegan sausages and an early bedtime. I’m glad I bailed. I needed this time alone.
Cooking and baking. I made vegan pâté.
Made a big fabric box for my winter stuff. Quick sewing.
Dinner with Jonny. Plus cakes and Bake Off The Professionals. I gasped too much.
Paint splatters
Taking a moment to sit in the park before going back into the office
Dinner at the Wild Food Cafe with Soph, discussing guys who should totally be into us but aren’t.
My new plants. Especially this little pink one.
Aaaand the bit silver one outside the kitchen window. It makes me smile whenever I go in there.
Dinner with Jana. Where I left feeling happy and not at all like I needed to compare my life to hers. Also the working truffle pigs. 😂
The softness of my shirt as I put it on in the morningSmiling at the pretty man on the way to work, wearing a similar blue waterproof coat to meTwo new recipes for dinner. Vegan macaroni cheese with no fake cheese. And chocolate and peanut butter chia pudding with oat cream and raspberries.
Cosy, blanket-y meditation yoga with Adriane
Dusk, with its pinky clouds and lovely light and birds singing
A recipe dinner. Broccoli cakes. I forget how good recipes are.
The pink blossom under the streetlight outside the library.
Finishing my book in the library.
Walking walking walking walking.
Meeting the Mothership and getting regular vulva workshops and an exhibition!
Cheese. I ate cheese and it was delicious.
Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.
Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.
‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn
Watching the oat milk move around in my tea
Sunshine. Cheery cheery sunshine.
20,000 Instagram followers
Vegan filled pasta from Waitrose. Actually all the things in Waitrose. I might start shopping there.
New headphones.
Being out the office a lot. NOx-ing, looking at lampposts and going to the other office.
Another good breakfast. This actually is a photo of what I made. Vegan banana pancakes and lots of other good bits.
Vibrator shopping with my cousin.
Chatting to Jo, cuddled up on her sofa, watching Marie Kondo
The morning sky
The squirrel I spotted hopping along the train line wall, high up and silhouetted against the sky
TEN portions of fruit and veg today. And a day of being totally vegan.
Mornings on my own in the flat.
Lots of dating activity. Went on one whilst arranging another. And got asked on another (although I feel bad about that one)
Scrambled tofu. First time. Loved it.
The Supremes as vulvas, from Alex.
Vegan haggis. No idea why it was called haggis but it was so tasty.
A casual morning, waking up next to Han and going out for brunch before cake and The Office
Deconstructing the night when the team came in. Like when Keith kicked Johnathon’s hand.
The birthday breakfast – really great to hear more about the council. Plus huge mince pies.
Jai Krishna food. I take it back. It is delicious.
Christmas condoms (fair trade and vegan and hand delivered to my door)
An evening with Jen, Jo and Georgie, talking about sex and masterbation in the most open and lovely way possible. Whilst raising money for My Body Back Project. Double win.
Bought myself a new vibrator as an early birthday present
A free lunch from a colleague. And it was bloody delicious!
The smell of shampoo coming out of a neighbour’s house that reminded me of summer holidays.
I made semi-vegan cupcakes and they were actually really yummy.
Vegan lunch plus iced coffee
Discovering new bits of Greenwich Park with Jonny. And perving at the topless men. The weather was just perfect today.
Accidentally finding Mudchute farm whilst exploring more green London. Goats, donkeys and lambs.
Dad getting in on the WhatsApp and making brilliant vagina jokes.
Jonny opening the door onto his knee and headbutting the wall.
Shep fitting us in for vegan Mexican food before going to see Sam DJ.
Duck pics #byefelipe
My Dad Wrote A Porno. At work.
Vegan date with Hannah at Bonningtons.
Fruit for breakfast and then vegetables! On a beautiful vegan rooftop café in Cascais.
Car daydreams
Palace de Pena. With the chocolate tart thing. And Ciaran stealing more Instagram photos.
I like my new young assistant. He’s so polite and helpful. We all had a great, productive day together finishing the painting and starting the cleaning. It’s all coming together.
A bath. With vegan chocolate, a book and candles. A cliché but a good one.
The hummus at lunch. All the hummus.
This poster. Is it even real?
I didn’t wake up at 7.30
I did some sewing
