Archives for posts with tag: vegan

Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.

Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.

‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn

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Watching the oat milk move around in my tea

Sunshine. Cheery cheery sunshine.

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Vegan filled pasta from Waitrose. Actually all the things in Waitrose. I might start shopping there.

New headphones.

Being out the office a lot. NOx-ing, looking at lampposts and going to the other office.

Another good breakfast. This actually is a photo of what I made. Vegan banana pancakes and lots of other good bits.

Vibrator shopping with my cousin.

Chatting to Jo, cuddled up on her sofa, watching Marie Kondo

The morning sky

The squirrel I spotted hopping along the train line wall, high up and silhouetted against the sky

TEN portions of fruit and veg today. And a day of being totally vegan.

Mornings on my own in the flat.

Lots of dating activity. Went on one whilst arranging another. And got asked on another (although I feel bad about that one)

Scrambled tofu. First time. Loved it.

The Supremes as vulvas, from Alex.

Vegan haggis. No idea why it was called haggis but it was so tasty.

A casual morning, waking up next to Han and going out for brunch before cake and The Office

Deconstructing the night when the team came in. Like when Keith kicked Johnathon’s hand.

The birthday breakfast – really great to hear more about the council. Plus huge mince pies.

Jai Krishna food. I take it back. It is delicious.

Christmas condoms (fair trade and vegan and hand delivered to my door)

An evening with Jen, Jo and Georgie, talking about sex and masterbation in the most open and lovely way possible. Whilst raising money for My Body Back Project. Double win.

Bought myself a new vibrator as an early birthday present

A free lunch from a colleague. And it was bloody delicious!

The smell of shampoo coming out of a neighbour’s house that reminded me of summer holidays.

I made semi-vegan cupcakes and they were actually really yummy.


Vegan lunch plus iced coffee

Discovering new bits of Greenwich Park with Jonny. And perving at the topless men. The weather was just perfect today.

Accidentally finding Mudchute farm whilst exploring more green London. Goats, donkeys and lambs.


Dad getting in on the WhatsApp and making brilliant vagina jokes. 

Jonny opening the door onto his knee and headbutting the wall.

Shep fitting us in for vegan Mexican food before going to see Sam DJ. 

Duck pics #byefelipe

My Dad Wrote A Porno. At work.

Vegan date with Hannah at Bonningtons. 

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Fruit for breakfast and then vegetables! On a beautiful vegan rooftop café in Cascais.
Car daydreams
Palace de Pena. With the chocolate tart thing. And Ciaran stealing more Instagram photos.

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I like my new young assistant. He’s so polite and helpful. We all had a great, productive day together finishing the painting and starting the cleaning. It’s all coming together.
A bath. With vegan chocolate, a book and candles. A cliché but a good one.
The hummus at lunch. All the hummus.

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This poster. Is it even real?
I didn’t wake up at 7.30
I did some sewing