Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.
Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.
‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn
Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.
Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.
‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn
Watching the oat milk move around in my tea
Sunshine. Cheery cheery sunshine.
20,000 Instagram followers
Vegan filled pasta from Waitrose. Actually all the things in Waitrose. I might start shopping there.
New headphones.
Being out the office a lot. NOx-ing, looking at lampposts and going to the other office.
The morning sky
The squirrel I spotted hopping along the train line wall, high up and silhouetted against the sky
TEN portions of fruit and veg today. And a day of being totally vegan.
Mornings on my own in the flat.
Lots of dating activity. Went on one whilst arranging another. And got asked on another (although I feel bad about that one)
Scrambled tofu. First time. Loved it.
The Supremes as vulvas, from Alex.
Vegan haggis. No idea why it was called haggis but it was so tasty.
A casual morning, waking up next to Han and going out for brunch before cake and The Office
Deconstructing the night when the team came in. Like when Keith kicked Johnathon’s hand.
The birthday breakfast – really great to hear more about the council. Plus huge mince pies.
Jai Krishna food. I take it back. It is delicious.
Christmas condoms (fair trade and vegan and hand delivered to my door)
An evening with Jen, Jo and Georgie, talking about sex and masterbation in the most open and lovely way possible. Whilst raising money for My Body Back Project. Double win.
Bought myself a new vibrator as an early birthday present
A free lunch from a colleague. And it was bloody delicious!
The smell of shampoo coming out of a neighbour’s house that reminded me of summer holidays.
I made semi-vegan cupcakes and they were actually really yummy.