Coming back into the office and seeing the Emergency Planning team have gone all out on Christmas decorations.
The meeting with Simone about the counselling and support for nine months. I’m so glad I didn’t sack it off. It was great! I love her.
Fanos telling me he’s gone vegan. Well, almost.
My beautiful flowers from Han are starting to come out
Ben and Jerry’s vegan chocolate ice cream
Everybody’s reactions to their advent calendars. I’m so glad I made them
Looking at my nine growing tomatoes. And telling the Remainers about them.
My big pile of sewn vulvas. I’m getting there.
Mum sending me a photo of vegan coffee cakes. I feel a bit bad about not wanting to go this weekend after that. She loves seeing us and she loves feeding her family.
Sunday morning sexting.
Trying on my silver skirt again that I bought from the charity shop yesterday. I love it! I feel so swishy and lovely in it.
Lunch with Rosie and Jana. All vegan. All delicious. Even if the menu did have some wanky sounding stuff.
Vegan Too Good To Go dinner.
Blue skies and hot weather again.
Lols in the wedding chat.
My ring was in the washing machine! When I opened the door, it was sat there waiting for me.
Three space hoppers at work. Pumping them up with a squeaky pump.
A proper lunch of fresh salads and a vegan quiche. Sat in a quiet cafe where I can read.
My green tea matched my trousers.Feeling really quiet and calm at lunch. It felt like there was no wind, no noise, just peace. And my book and the sun.Strawberries, peanut butter and yoghurt.
Reaching up to touch green leaves and realising I’ve smeared my hand in poo.Dinner with Alec.Eating entirely vegan food. Including cheesecake.
Hooooome. No more hen party.
Lying in the park, texting James.
Hearing that 100 Vaginas made the young women feel much happier with their vulvas. 😍
Also my plant has the beginnings of tomatoes and I went out for lunch on my own again. Hello vegan food and silence.
Hot sun at lunchtime again.
Vegan Magnum. Finally.
Celebrating being single on Women’s Hour
The chihuahua with the tiny head and big lab body. And friends that send silly photos to cheer me up.
Having lunch on my own. Eating my bento lunchbox, wearing my silver top and reading.
Cooking and baking. Banana pancakes, oaty banana biscuits and broccoli cakes.
A really bloody good breakfast. Vegan banana pancakes with chia seeds and peanut butter and fruit and flaxseed. And a Georgian cup of tea.
Another dungaree dress in the bag.
A long, very James, voice message from James about his dream.
P.s. leaving the party and coming home to dance around my living room by myself.
My brilliant friend, reporting on important and heartbreaking things in big newspapers. Very proud.
Wearing my dungarees again.
Vegan dinner. Rice rice rice.
A walk along the canal. For work. Obvs.
A quick fix from the neurologist.
Vegan sausages and an early bedtime. I’m glad I bailed. I needed this time alone.
Cooking and baking. I made vegan pâté.
Made a big fabric box for my winter stuff. Quick sewing.
Dinner with Jonny. Plus cakes and Bake Off The Professionals. I gasped too much.
Paint splatters
Taking a moment to sit in the park before going back into the office
Dinner at the Wild Food Cafe with Soph, discussing guys who should totally be into us but aren’t.
My new plants. Especially this little pink one.
Aaaand the bit silver one outside the kitchen window. It makes me smile whenever I go in there.
Dinner with Jana. Where I left feeling happy and not at all like I needed to compare my life to hers. Also the working truffle pigs. 😂
The softness of my shirt as I put it on in the morningSmiling at the pretty man on the way to work, wearing a similar blue waterproof coat to meTwo new recipes for dinner. Vegan macaroni cheese with no fake cheese. And chocolate and peanut butter chia pudding with oat cream and raspberries.
Cosy, blanket-y meditation yoga with Adriane
Dusk, with its pinky clouds and lovely light and birds singing
A recipe dinner. Broccoli cakes. I forget how good recipes are.
The pink blossom under the streetlight outside the library.
Finishing my book in the library.
Walking walking walking walking.
Meeting the Mothership and getting regular vulva workshops and an exhibition!
Cheese. I ate cheese and it was delicious.
Colleague free day. So, home after lunch to masturbate and lie around on the sofa.
Finally got dinner at the Soho Mildred’s. Found out Mildred was a prostitute.
‘Did you just “amirite” me?’ Glyn
Watching the oat milk move around in my tea
Sunshine. Cheery cheery sunshine.
20,000 Instagram followers
Vegan filled pasta from Waitrose. Actually all the things in Waitrose. I might start shopping there.
New headphones.
Being out the office a lot. NOx-ing, looking at lampposts and going to the other office.
Another good breakfast. This actually is a photo of what I made. Vegan banana pancakes and lots of other good bits.
Vibrator shopping with my cousin.
Chatting to Jo, cuddled up on her sofa, watching Marie Kondo
The morning sky
The squirrel I spotted hopping along the train line wall, high up and silhouetted against the sky
TEN portions of fruit and veg today. And a day of being totally vegan.
Mornings on my own in the flat.
Lots of dating activity. Went on one whilst arranging another. And got asked on another (although I feel bad about that one)
Scrambled tofu. First time. Loved it.
The Supremes as vulvas, from Alex.
Vegan haggis. No idea why it was called haggis but it was so tasty.
A casual morning, waking up next to Han and going out for brunch before cake and The Office
Deconstructing the night when the team came in. Like when Keith kicked Johnathon’s hand.
The birthday breakfast – really great to hear more about the council. Plus huge mince pies.
Jai Krishna food. I take it back. It is delicious.
Christmas condoms (fair trade and vegan and hand delivered to my door)
An evening with Jen, Jo and Georgie, talking about sex and masterbation in the most open and lovely way possible. Whilst raising money for My Body Back Project. Double win.
Bought myself a new vibrator as an early birthday present
A free lunch from a colleague. And it was bloody delicious!
The smell of shampoo coming out of a neighbour’s house that reminded me of summer holidays.
I made semi-vegan cupcakes and they were actually really yummy.
