The sky on the way to work. Hello clear sky.

My ring that I made has arrived! So shiny.

The penis apple.

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The sky on the way to work. It was nice to have a break from exclusively grey skies for a bit.

Yoga at home. Inner smiles. Head bowed almost to the floor.

David the chimpanzee and David the Attenborough.

Trying out the new vibrator. Woke up early because I was so excited to try it.

Drag Race Holi-Slay. I mean, too much. But funny.

Cooked quinoa for the first time. Smashed it.

Christmas condoms (fair trade and vegan and hand delivered to my door)

An evening with Jen, Jo and Georgie, talking about sex and masterbation in the most open and lovely way possible. Whilst raising money for My Body Back Project. Double win.

Bought myself a new vibrator as an early birthday present

Going home after lunch. Telling, not asking.

An afternoon nap and orgasm. Exactly what I needed.

Games night at Sarah’s. It was nice to meet Brett and, as mean as it sounds, seeing married couples be snappy with each other made me happy to be single.

Cuddles with Fred

Feeding him, burping him and manoeuvring him around

When he shook his head at being asked if he wants to wake up

I can use the funding for Vagina stuff! Hurrah!

The Winter Crafts Wellbeing Hour. Lots of people came along and they really liked it!

An evening with Jonny. Eating dinner together. Watching shit TV. Eating too much.

The bird on the tree outside the front window

More Nicki Minaj. Making me strut and feel better.

A handstand at yoga.

Putting up Christmas decorations at work.

When Jo produced the big colourful Christmas tree.

Nicki Minaj songs. Pussy eating, woman in charge, don’t fuck with me songs.

Recording a podcast.

Dog friend on the tube

Ping pong with Nat

Catching up with Matt and buying a Christmas tree. Again.

The Christmas lights turn on and the African dancing.

Watching Frozen with Jonny. Again.

Mindfully eating tomatoes on the bench in the park.

Sitting in the winter sun. Cold but glad for the sun to be back out.

No Such Thing As A Fish live podcast recording. Completely fangirled but it was so fun.

Watching a casual bit of Planet Earth whilst waiting for my laptop to get fixed in the IT room at work.

Going to the library. Still love it.

A mini massage from Jo.

Volunteering in the morning, packing up Christmas hampers for lonely old people in the borough.

Bought our teeny tiny Christmas tree. She’s adorable.

Having a dog friend whilst getting my hair cut.

Listening to and then singing along to Nat’s Christmas song. I’m worried I’m a bit obsessed.

Getting the pub space for free for my Period Party!

Just being happy. Happy I went to yoga. Happy about Nat. Happy about my medication stuff. Happy to be mouthing along to old RnB.

Dancing round the flat to the Matilda song – Little Bitty Itty One.

Spending the day texting Nat. Watching him on YouTube. Listening to him sing.

The talking vulva on Big Mouth. Very much made me laugh.

Self love life drawing. Drawing. And being drawn.

Doing a second pose that wasn’t so scrunched up.

Letting myself walk calmly down Oxford St.

Beautiful wooden things and coffee with Bivan.

Christmas decorations with Jonny. Yes, in November.

Our pub and then Bridget Jones with too many cheesy balls.

Oh and Nat sending me a recording of him playing a Christmas song on the tuba. That actually really made me smile for a long time.

Showing off my reindeer. Especially to Keith.

Pleased that he still wants to see me. And not replying to him for ages. And not even feeling the need. Plus he then responded much more! So much better for my self esteem.

Masterbating feutus facts and Harry Potter porn podcasts

New phone!

Making reindeer at work for the mental wellbeing winter crafts event.

The flurry of 10 messages. I really want this to mean something.

Buying a new phone. Just like that.

Pizza and drinks with Rochelle. It’s been about two years but it was fun.

He text me at lunch time. I know I shouldn’t get so excited but I like him.

A meeting about active travel that got me all buzzy and excited about what we can do.

Boxfit.

Big Mouth.

Watching a big leafy wind swirl on the way to work. Plus some pretty flowers too.

Feeling so energetic and happy today. When I should be ovulating. I really hope this means the diet is working.

He text!

A queer fayre with my first mulled wine of the season.

Jam with silver bits in. Hello glittery poo!

Carving a ring.

Brunch with Rosie. It was really lovely to see her.

Ice hockey. Even though they lost. As always.

Getting a bit carried away and thinking ahead. But I think I quite like him.

Walking alongside the bounding squirrel.

Finding my favourite kids Christmas books in Oxfam and buying them for Freddy.

Cuddling the baby at Liam’s party. Which is never what I do. Or enjoy. He was cute though.

A morning out the office putting up signs and pollution monitors.

Second date. Lots of poo stories. Ideal.

Kissing. And being sober enough to remember the kissing.

(Beautiful illustration by Emilie Beckher)

Walking to a meeting listening to music and looking at the beautiful blue sky and autumn leaves.

A day of successful meetings that buzzed me up. The students, the Car Free Day one and the asthma nurse one.

Chatting vulvas with Michael at the air quality event within minutes.

Going to the mental well-being champions meeting. Really buzzed afterwards.

He said he wants to see me

A brilliant feminist who wants to be a part of the vulva workshops!

Smiles in yoga. I really needed the yoga today.

Telling Andrew I’m not coming back to the office

Tea and shortbread at Jo’s

Planning Egg Christmas with Jonny.

Plus Beard chat with home friends.