Getting off the plane fast and finding the quickest passport control queue.
Home.
Hannah.
Lake Como. Very pretty and felt like a summer holiday.
Corinne peeing into her trousers at the train station.
General Incy Wincy.
Eating a European fruit pot. I love those things.
Lying on the sun lounger, in march, in a wet bikini and feeling the warmth of the sun. It felt like I was on a summer holiday.
Standing in the rain room at the fancy spa.
Carrying Ro.
Gelato.
Alan socks.
Hash browns at the airport.
Knowing where I’m going and not feeling like a tourist.
Cuddles with Ro. He’s incredibly sweet.
Seeing the fox next door. He looked pretty unwell but it was so lovely to be so close to one.
Refilling my washing up liquid and it was only £1.51. I also just felt very happy doing it. It was what I’ve been wanting to do for a long time.
A really successful Labia Lessons with the Balham WI.
Watermelon. The back up one.
Han’s speech at granny’s funeral.
Von Sketch.
The tiny postage stamp machine in the wall by the station.
Playing with Fred. He knows who I am the minute I walk in the door now.
A bath!
A nice guided walk. It was sunny. They liked me.
Cuddles with Max.
Patting the dog on the escalator
Walking to work through drifting snowflakes
Remembering I had a watermelon to eat.
Being out in the park with the warmth of the sun on me and hearing the birds.
Cinnamon on rice pudding. New to me and super delicious.
Finally completing my job application.
Foot and face mask lols.
I was mentioned in the IWD event for my vulva work.
‘I get the second born’ ‘Minimus?’
Finally finally almost done with the job application!
Apple crumble and custard at lunch.
TikTok. My saviour.
I managed to do my IWD posters.
Mum doesn’t need chemo!
New PB for the expert sudoku.
Sending off an invoice for $800 for something that did not feel like $800 of work!
Morning cuddles. A massage. Pastries. Beans on toast. Perfectly timed journeys. Epping Forest. Passing each other on a log. A Yorkie. Old trees. TikTok filters. A pub quiz. Pizza. Playing pool. Badly.
Feeling myself. Excellent outfit today.
Slow walking around SN, feeling happy.
Broker. A Korean night with Hannah.
The health and nature walk. Despite being absolutely sure I wanted to miss it! We all picked up textured things for me to make artwork with.
Being told that I’m the first person to have looked into community safety for Muslim women in the borough. Seems highly unlikely but I’m pleased I’ve been doing a good job.
Deciding to eat all the ice cream.
A really positive MHA meeting that felt like it’s got us moving in the right direction again.
My books are going to be in secondary schools in the borough! I’m so excited!
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Cuddling up into the bean bags in the corner of the hall and closing my eyes.
Playing with the dog at the hairdresser’s.
The message from Han about my book and talking to Fred about bodies. I just can’t. 😭
Finishing the huge pile of books to post out.
Apple crumble and custard.
Watching Jen and Fiona read the book.
A morning at home. It felt like I had hours of time to myself. It was so nice.
Seeing all the other people walking the diversion through Aster Meadow. Not sure why but it just made me smile to see people doing the walk with other people.
A night with Hannah. She helped with the envelopes and she really liked dinner and we tried the dildo.
Sitting out in the garden at 9am with a cup of tea, listening to the birds, feeling the sun and chatting to Kenny.
Using my weights again.
Two naps.
The dog on the tube and in the pub.
Cousin’s together. And feeling like I can actually get a word in and be funny.
Being out in the countryside. And crossing the airfield.
An extra long No Such Thing As A Fish. Perfect for a day of feeling unwell.
Salmon teriyaki.
Meeting Jordan. He seems really nice and he makes Rosie happy.
Sally diagnosing everyone with ADHD after a one hour video she saw online.
Dumplings and pottery with Hannah.
Jonny: the only thing in my diary is the end of daylight savings
Being outside and mostly working away by myself. Raking. Dragging. Cutting.
Sally has now also started diagnosing people with borderline personality disorder.
Singing singing singing!
Bitching with Sally. God I hope she doesn’t get the other job.
The art session was a success I think? They certainly loved hammering the flowers!
Clean sheets.
Getting that £700 hitting the bank.
Sally is back! Hurrah!
People being so lovely about the book on Etsy and Instagram. Even when I’m pretty sure I’ve fucked up several times with posting.
All the orders. I can’t quite believe it.
Spending the morning cuddling in bed with tea and wordle and fingers.
Meeting Max and having him fall asleep on me for ages. So lovely to cuddle a tiny baby.
Oh my god I sold out of all the books! In less than 24 hours! I can’t believe it!
A lovely guided walk for the Arab meet up group.
Coming at the same time.
Three little things 