Hooooome. No more hen party.

Lying in the park, texting James.

Hearing that 100 Vaginas made the young women feel much happier with their vulvas. 😍

Also my plant has the beginnings of tomatoes and I went out for lunch on my own again. Hello vegan food and silence.

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Sewing.

Wiseman bingo.

A very successful Instagram post.

Hot sun at lunchtime again.

Vegan Magnum. Finally.

Celebrating being single on Women’s Hour

Watching the fountains in the sun before 9am.

Kathy Burke. Again.

Quiet, dark yoga, making my sides stretch in a really lovely way.

Barry in Archway. So bloody lovely and helpful. Took me right out of my bad mood.

Clicking my back at the end of yoga. That felt very needed.

Knowing I have the flat to myself for a week and a half. Perfect timing as my PMT was outrageous today and now I can live exactly as I want until it goes away.

Finding two £10 notes on the walk to work.

Sitting in the sun for lunch, by the canal.

Deciding to walk home along the canal too. Just for a bit.

The Edinburgh top jokes.

The views from the ninth floor, looking out across London.

Dishoom’s wooden toilets are still my favourite. Also the food is great obvs.

The new river walk with the tiny fluffy birds.

Chatting with a happy Jonny, as I did his ironing.

Lots of vulva business admin. New email, updated shop, new designs. The works.

Fruits fruits fruits. Banana pancakes with strawberries and blueberries. Melon and raspberries.

My outfit for the wedding. Tummy out, feeling great.

Dancing the ceilidh at Jo’s wedding is pretty Oxford.

Stupid old Richard not falling for my new email trick. The email back made me laugh too much.

Talking to Adrian and finally feeling like I’m getting somewhere with this canal project. Despite the fire alarm going off half way through.

Watermelon.

New plants and repotting my ever growing tomato plant. The flowers are starting to come out.

Pedal Power. Such an amazing project, bringing joy to so many people.

Kathy Burke. “Steam yer fanny? Fuck off.”

Listening to This Little Light of Mine on the walk in. Followed by the Imperial Brass Funeral Jazz Band. Such happy music.

A free and very gingery biscuit at Romeo’s.

Smiling at strangers in my walk home, and they smiled back.

My bra adventures in M&S. Accidentally giving one nipple a paper cut, squeezing a spot on the other, sitting with my boobs hanging out and then trying to give my unwanted bras to a male customer, NOT an employee.

The man who farted at me as he looked over his shoulder.

Going back to Tina’s yoga class. So happy she’s changed it up a bit.

Swimming. In a fairly quiet pool.

The woman who lent me 20p for the locker and wouldn’t accept my 50p. And was really surprised when, after the swim, I gave her the 20p I’d found in the bottom of my bag.

Walking back through Clissold Park, with the sun breaking free every now and then, lighting up the clouds and making the trees glow. Meditating in the field, listening to the Soweto Gospel Choir.

A morning message from James asking how I am. That was really appreciated.

A short self love yoga with lots of massaging of shoulders and feet. Plus some freestyle yoga afterwards.

Animals.

The chihuahua with the tiny head and big lab body. And friends that send silly photos to cheer me up.

Having lunch on my own. Eating my bento lunchbox, wearing my silver top and reading.

Cooking and baking. Banana pancakes, oaty banana biscuits and broccoli cakes.

Possibly the beginnings of tomatoes on my plant.

Going back and paying for the sandwich.

Doing a long yoga video as the wind rustles the tree outside and blows fresh air through the window.

Lunchtime reading in the park.

Finishing my embroidery.

Dogs with beards.

MY CUTE LETTERING. So pleased with this.

Taking the afternoon to myself. To sew, eat brownies and do yoga.

Jo at the school being so grateful for my help in getting rid of some of their furniture.

My embroidered animals for Freddie’s present. I’m so pleased with them. Such a bloody great aunt.

Coming home to do yoga and sewing and baking.

Helping a school to get rid of their old furniture.

Meeting John Thorne and he told me lots of helpful things.

Getting an answer right (totally by accident) on University Challenge.

Headache yoga with Adriane.

Sewing the cute little animals on Freddie’s present.

Being ID-ed for buying scissors in Poundland.

Buying lots of craft stuff and knowing that it’s not my money.

Oinks from Han.

Walking along the River Lee, spotting two herons and eating blackberries.

My Vulva Gallery book arrived. It’s wonderful.

Dinner with Jonny and Dom, talking about drinking wee and living in caves.

Following a cute dog to work.

Buying all the rainbow fabrics for Freddie’s present and starting my leaf piece.

Malt loaf. It’s so damn good.

My future, following that goose.

The beautiful sewing shop with ALL THE THINGS. Including fabric with bears on.

Standing by the tube connecting door and feeling the air rushing by and blowing my hair around.

My four plants in front of the fire place. They make me so happy.

Finishing my embroidery.

Everybody getting involved in the Barry situation.

Sneakers ice cream.

Dinner with Jonny, discussing Issues. And work things. We never eat dinner at the same time.

Grand Designs. A giant treehouse. So beautiful. And I love our evenings in together.

Scrotum car.

He said he really likes me. And he wants to see me.

The video for Corinne.

Have I Told You I’m Writing A Play About My Vagina.

The women coming up to talk to me afterwards.

The period box in the toilets. 😍

Lots of texts. Lots and lots of texts about good things.

Hash browns for breakfast.

Two new plants.

A heron in the rain at the wetlands.

Oatly custard.