Archives for posts with tag: Cousin

My cousin came to the Period Party. I’d totally forgotten she was coming.

Sarah’s talking vulva.

People leaving, saying such lovely things about learning new information and how much they enjoyed it.

I connected up BGP with Zoltan, meaning pads are getting to those that need them in a lovely eco way.

Tickle – The Musical! I’m desperately trying to find someone to come with me.

Photos of my cousin posing in a weird spooky pub.

Seeing the wooden planter steaming gently in the sun, as the water evaporated off.

The Sound Bath with Sophie. Really relaxing and dreamy.

Linking arms and walking along laughing.

Going for lunch in the park and thinking that it doesn’t matter what time I go back to the office.The park with Soph after work. Turns out I didn’t need her to cheer me up as much I thought I would.High fiving the dog.

I’m in Spanish Vogue.

My cousin walking in in her cycling shorts, going to get changed and coming back still in her cycling shorts.

He text. When I thought maybe he wouldn’t.

Naked yoga

Time on my own

Soph liked my music. No one ever likes my playlists.

Paint splatters

Taking a moment to sit in the park before going back into the office

Dinner at the Wild Food Cafe with Soph, discussing guys who should totally be into us but aren’t.

Tried a new porridge ‘recipe’. Hello turmeric breakfast.

Realising that I was further up the stairs that I thought I was.

Matt walking two hours to work because I told him it was Walk to Work day. And he sent me photos of the walk and everything. He’s such a sweetheart!

Dinner and drinks and walks along the can at night with Sophie.

A long massage

The totally bonkers hamam experience with Soph

Delicious lunch post-hamam

My cousin’s hilarious dating chat.

Doing yoga, watching the snow fall outside.

Being outside and walking lots today.

Another good breakfast. This actually is a photo of what I made. Vegan banana pancakes and lots of other good bits.

Vibrator shopping with my cousin.

Chatting to Jo, cuddled up on her sofa, watching Marie Kondo

My birthday! Such a lovely day.

Waking up on my own, opening my presents and singing to music.

Brunch with Soph

Sweating in the spa

Using the ice bucket shower

Surprise Han at the pub

Lovely presents from lots of people

A bit group of friends that mixed well together

Singing happy birthday at Bonningtons

Double cake

Vulva cake

Planning my birthday treats day with my cousin

Sofie Hagen tells stories that might be funny. Spoiler: they were funny.

Two mince pies. I shouldn’t have but I did and they were delicious. Less sugar tomorrow (possibly).

Jens typo

The guy in Holland and Barrett who also talking about cumming.

Mythic. The most bonkers musical I’ve ever.

Quiet sunny lunch at home after some work in a different, prettier office

Feeling happier and chattier. Talking to Sarah and doing a bit of mental health championing.

Chatting and poppadoms with my cousin

I tried an Ofo bike. It was pretty exhilarating to cycle to work!

A night out with Jo and Jonny.

Bumping into my favourite cousin on said night out.

DELICIOUS food. Momos, thali, the whole lot. So good.

Vietnamese with my cousin.

I’m really enjoying reading my book at the moment.

The photo of me aged 13 that mum sent today. So funny. Great bandana and purple knitted shoulder bag combo.

Coffee and catch ups with my cousin at Tate Britain.

Walking through Green Park, arm in arm. And taking photos for her Bumble.

Going to see a musical last minute for £4. The fight scenes were hilarious!

Waking up to funny stories with my cousin.

Matilda was at our house again! Lots of strokes.

Going for a walk around the park as the sun set and the hangover slightly receded. 


Learning about parliament and the government and finding it so ridiculously interesting.

Rowan’s – Mario Kart and kareoke with my cousin’s friends.

Having my cousin come to stay afterwards. Via cheesy chips. Very drunk cheesy chips.


A giant sunflower

Going to Fulham Palace with my cousin

Food of the future! 


Dinner and drinks with Soph. Beers and Korean food.

Telling someone who gets the Helena story and feels indignant and outraged on my behalf. 

Being calm and confident in my one to one. Saying how I felt and asking all the questions I needed to. 


A walk that took in the coast, a cliff and some of the South Downs Way. Ending in a cafe with a cream tea.

Lounging in the sun with Sophie.

Spotting wild rabbits, a fox and heaps of pigs. 

A beautifully sunny day, spent in a pretty garden with my family, chatting to my cousins.

Lying on the grass, my heart beating into the ground and the sun beating down on my face.

Stroking a calm dog and she snuggled back into me.

Driving through the countryside, down beautiful old lanes in the sunshine, singing as loud as I want.

Cuddles and secrets with my gorgeous little cousin.

Grapes and clotted cream. A dream mix.


Feminist art and tea with my cousin

Christmas food at Lidl. 

Ed’s birthday. With his mum there until 3am, helping Oh Annie Oh play Drake on the decks. What a babe.


Sophie.

A hug.

A cup of tea.


Super strong, sticky bubbles!

The lovely man who came to our yard sale and bought things he didn’t need and then donated more money just because. So sweet.

Brunch with Sophie. I love Sophie hugs.

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Getting to the top of Ingleborough. With Sophie
‘Exterior pockets are great for things you don’t want to put inside.’ Sophie, 2nd July.
Sophie falling over.
Singing in the car with Sophie
Going to find the big disco ball. With Sophie.
Being in Leeds for the first time. To visit Sophie
Beefcake spotting. With Sophie
Tinder and Bumble jokes. With Sophie.

To sum up: FUN DAY WITH SOPHIE

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‘You should never shoehorn things into a vagina’
A delicious lunch at Ross-On-Wye
Learning some Dutch. Ik ben een vrouw.