Archives for posts with tag: Cousin

Paint splattersTaking a moment to sit in the park before going back into the officeDinner at the Wild Food Cafe with Soph, discussing guys who should totally be into us but aren’t.

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Tried a new porridge ‘recipe’. Hello turmeric breakfast.

Realising that I was further up the stairs that I thought I was.

Matt walking two hours to work because I told him it was Walk to Work day. And he sent me photos of the walk and everything. He’s such a sweetheart!

Dinner and drinks and walks along the can at night with Sophie.

A long massage

The totally bonkers hamam experience with Soph

Delicious lunch post-hamam

My cousin’s hilarious dating chat.

Doing yoga, watching the snow fall outside.

Being outside and walking lots today.

Another good breakfast. This actually is a photo of what I made. Vegan banana pancakes and lots of other good bits.

Vibrator shopping with my cousin.

Chatting to Jo, cuddled up on her sofa, watching Marie Kondo

My birthday! Such a lovely day.

Waking up on my own, opening my presents and singing to music.

Brunch with Soph

Sweating in the spa

Using the ice bucket shower

Surprise Han at the pub

Lovely presents from lots of people

A bit group of friends that mixed well together

Singing happy birthday at Bonningtons

Double cake

Vulva cake

Planning my birthday treats day with my cousin

Sofie Hagen tells stories that might be funny. Spoiler: they were funny.

Two mince pies. I shouldn’t have but I did and they were delicious. Less sugar tomorrow (possibly).

Jens typo

The guy in Holland and Barrett who also talking about cumming.

Mythic. The most bonkers musical I’ve ever.

Quiet sunny lunch at home after some work in a different, prettier office

Feeling happier and chattier. Talking to Sarah and doing a bit of mental health championing.

Chatting and poppadoms with my cousin

I tried an Ofo bike. It was pretty exhilarating to cycle to work!

A night out with Jo and Jonny.

Bumping into my favourite cousin on said night out.

DELICIOUS food. Momos, thali, the whole lot. So good.

Vietnamese with my cousin.

I’m really enjoying reading my book at the moment.

The photo of me aged 13 that mum sent today. So funny. Great bandana and purple knitted shoulder bag combo.

Coffee and catch ups with my cousin at Tate Britain.

Walking through Green Park, arm in arm. And taking photos for her Bumble.

Going to see a musical last minute for £4. The fight scenes were hilarious!

Waking up to funny stories with my cousin.

Matilda was at our house again! Lots of strokes.

Going for a walk around the park as the sun set and the hangover slightly receded. 


Learning about parliament and the government and finding it so ridiculously interesting.

Rowan’s – Mario Kart and kareoke with my cousin’s friends.

Having my cousin come to stay afterwards. Via cheesy chips. Very drunk cheesy chips.


A giant sunflower

Going to Fulham Palace with my cousin

Food of the future! 


Dinner and drinks with Soph. Beers and Korean food.

Telling someone who gets the Helena story and feels indignant and outraged on my behalf. 

Being calm and confident in my one to one. Saying how I felt and asking all the questions I needed to. 


A walk that took in the coast, a cliff and some of the South Downs Way. Ending in a cafe with a cream tea.

Lounging in the sun with Sophie.

Spotting wild rabbits, a fox and heaps of pigs. 

A beautifully sunny day, spent in a pretty garden with my family, chatting to my cousins.

Lying on the grass, my heart beating into the ground and the sun beating down on my face.

Stroking a calm dog and she snuggled back into me.

Driving through the countryside, down beautiful old lanes in the sunshine, singing as loud as I want.

Cuddles and secrets with my gorgeous little cousin.

Grapes and clotted cream. A dream mix.


Feminist art and tea with my cousin

Christmas food at Lidl. 

Ed’s birthday. With his mum there until 3am, helping Oh Annie Oh play Drake on the decks. What a babe.


Sophie.

A hug.

A cup of tea.


Super strong, sticky bubbles!

The lovely man who came to our yard sale and bought things he didn’t need and then donated more money just because. So sweet.

Brunch with Sophie. I love Sophie hugs.

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Getting to the top of Ingleborough. With Sophie
‘Exterior pockets are great for things you don’t want to put inside.’ Sophie, 2nd July.
Sophie falling over.
Singing in the car with Sophie
Going to find the big disco ball. With Sophie.
Being in Leeds for the first time. To visit Sophie
Beefcake spotting. With Sophie
Tinder and Bumble jokes. With Sophie.

To sum up: FUN DAY WITH SOPHIE

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‘You should never shoehorn things into a vagina’
A delicious lunch at Ross-On-Wye
Learning some Dutch. Ik ben een vrouw.

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The beautiful Fam Camp campsite, with three lakes, amazing wooden huts and all the sun.
Cousin Sophie.
Going to buy a camping heron with Ben.

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My cousin.
The chips after the heavy lifting. So needed.
A Franco Manca pizza. Finally.

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A riverside walk
An activity, sex and breakfast.
Cousin catch up. F, school and pubes.

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This ridiculously good looking vegetarian pie that my little cousin made.
An intercourse game.
A bike ride with my cousin.

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We FINALLY started watching RuPaul’s Drag Race series 7. WHY DID IT TAKE US SO LONG?!
Talking to my cousin.
Just some casual colouring in.

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I saw Simon Pegg at work.
Dinner at my cousin’s. Its been almost two years. She’s still as lovely as ever.
‘Can you come and see if the corridor smells like fox’ ‘urm sure…but I don’t know what fox smells like’